ERNIE: Hey, Bert? Bert? It’s done. BERT: What? ERNIE: It’s done, Bert. BERT: What’s done. ERNIE: This wonderful short
story that I just wrote, Bert. BERT: Short story? ERNIE: Yeah. BERT: You wrote it? ERNIE: Yes. You want to hear it? BERT: Oh, wow, yes I do. Go ahead, yeah, yeah. ERNIE: Because, Bert, this is
the best story ever written. BERT: Terrific. Read it for make. ERNIE: It’s the greatest
story in the world. BERT: OK, go ahead, go ahead. ERNIE: OK. Here we go. Ready? BERT: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ERNIE: OK. Starts like this. A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Now comes
the sad part, Bert. H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. BERT: That’s the alphabet,
Ernie. ERNIE: Just a second, Bert. Now comes the action part. BERT: Of course. ERNIE: Q, R, S! T! T, Bert! BERT: Yes, yes. ERNIE: U! V! Now comes the big finish. W! X! Y! BERT: Well? ERNIE: Well what, Bert? BERT: Well, finish it. ERNIE: What, and tell you
how the story ends? Then you won’t read
it yourself, Bert.