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Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke


Tonight I’m gonna do something that I’m
not particularly good at but that I like to do. Tonight I’m gonna try some impressions out. [applause] I only got two. Alright, the first impression is kinda dumb
but I like it. This is my impression, are you ready? This is my impression of the Founding Fathers
of America when the Constitution was being written. You ready? Here it goes. Hurry up and finish that Constitution, n*****. I’m trying to get some sleep. It’s not bad, right? Alright, the next one… the next one is a little harder. I want to see if you can guess who it is I’m
doing an impression of. Alright, let me get into character, you gotta
guess who it is, though. [clears throat] Okay, here it goes: Uh, duh, hey, durr If you do anything wrong in your life, duhh,
and I find out about it I’m gonna try and take everything away from
you and I don’t care when I find out could be today, tomorrow, fifteen, twenty
years from now if I find out, you’re f******, duhh, finished! Who was that? That’s you! That’s what the audience sounds like to
me. That’s why I don’t be comin’ out doin’
comedy all the time because y’all n***** is the worst motherf******
I’ve ever tried to entertain in my f****** life!

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